Entries Tagged 'General Awfulness' ↓

Kid gets Humped by Dog while playing Wii [video]

Watch out behind you when you’re playing Nintendo Wii!

The audio alone in this video makes it worth playing.

Pink Vodka - Caffeine infused vodka

Love getting completely tanked, but hate getting tired and passing out? Looking to shave a few years off your life? You’ve gotta try this caffeine and guarana infused vodka.


From what we could tell, Pink Vodka didn’t really taste different. It felt like I was drinking a middle-of-the-road vodka. However, after a few vodka/redbulls, the energy kicked in. I felt awake and upbeat for the rest of the night out, even with some additional heavy drinking.

Labeled as the “Perfect Party Spirit”, the bottle warns that each shot contains the equivalent intensity of about 3/4ths of a cup of coffee. Yowza!

After checking out their website, I noticed that it looks like they are developing “party” versions of Rum, Tequila, Gin, Sake, and…. White Whiskey! Ugh! That sounds disgusting to us.

If you’re a heart attack waiting to happen I would stay away from Pink Vodka, but if don’t mind waking up the next morning with a pulse of 140, go hog wild!

What ya gonna pick? Emtpy Pockets!

A co-worker of mine had an interesting experience with a Hot Pocket. This lean pocket was a little too lean for his liking perhaps. Look ma, no filling!

A regular Lean Pocket?

Empty Pocket

Empty Pockets

Awfulness surrounds us, young Skywalker

Welcome to Somewhere Awful. Here you will find a bitter nerd’s ideas for dealing with all the awful things that life may include. I’m going to attempt to point you in the right direction when faced with an awful situation. Stuck in an awful airport? Dealing with an awful business? Got an awful computer problem? I may be able to help, so keep reading!