Only in America can you purchase a fifth of vodka AND a gun at the same time. Plus, you don’t even need to get your fat ass out of your car to get them!

Love getting completely tanked, but hate getting tired and passing out? Looking to shave a few years off your life? You’ve gotta try this caffeine and guarana infused vodka.

From what we could tell, Pink Vodka didn’t really taste different. It felt like I was drinking a middle-of-the-road vodka. However, after a few vodka/redbulls, the energy kicked in. I felt awake and upbeat for the rest of the night out, even with some additional heavy drinking.

Labeled as the “Perfect Party Spirit”, the bottle warns that each shot contains the equivalent intensity of about 3/4ths of a cup of coffee. Yowza!

After checking out their website, I noticed that it looks like they are developing “party” versions of Rum, Tequila, Gin, Sake, and…. White Whiskey! Ugh! That sounds disgusting to us.

If you’re a heart attack waiting to happen I would stay away from Pink Vodka, but if don’t mind waking up the next morning with a pulse of 140, go hog wild!