Michael Jackson is Dead

TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. CNN isn’t reporting it yet, but twitter is buzzing about it. Word is that he choked on a pair of little boy’s underwear. Da da dum!

They claim they performed CPR in the ambulance but they were unable to revive him.

RIP, you perv.


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